Brunch

If you gave as much attention
to your balls
as you did
to the texture of your
crab cake,
you might be able
to carry the weight
of this conversation.⠀

I wish your soul
were as bottomless as these mimosas
so we could go somewhere
marginally nicer
than faux marble tile
and gold plated accent
chandeliers.⠀

honestly,

i've already left.